Sarah Paulson is at least a passable actress, yes? Aside from collusion in a major felony, is there any plausible explanation why she only works on projects Murphy is associated with?

I can think of two things wrong with this

Ugh.

I can’t wait for Jared Leto’s terrifying, mincing, Joker to return and menance someone while wearing a fuzzy top hat and playing with fidget spinners as “Good Vibrations” blasts over the soundtrack.

Spending my childhood being forced to do church stuff, I have seen a lot of talking in tongues. It never fails in sounding like complete made up garbage. My favorite thing to do as a kid was to clap off beat to their songs and force the section I was in to clap wrong. That and if they made us sing I would sing the…

RIP, Holger. I’ve always enjoyed this performance from the Old Grey Whistle Test, which is well overdue for a comeback.

RIP, oh Father of Radiohead

Damn. Can was such a great fucking band. Their albums Tago Mago, Ege Banyasi, and Future Days are masterpieces.

Dang, this is sad.

“Through the course of my fascinatingly dull life, I’ve always found fiction so much more truthful than reality—and, yes, I’m aware of the irony”

I’d like it if they got Johnson back to finish things off for the trilogy.

Best news all day, I seriously feel relieved. I just kept thinking about that stupid long kill in Jurassic World and worried something similar would be in IX.

A villain is always better when demystified.

Can we just have a shared universe film with Spiderman, Dracula and Adam Sandler so we can ignore this shit in bulk?

Someone please call Darren Aronofsky. I want 9 to be dark as hell.

What is: Probably a good thing (the studio may have butchered Fantastic Four, but his original concept was Fantastic Four in name only), may have been the right choice x2, and definitely the right choice.

This is great news. Jurassic World was one of the worst blockbusters I’d ever seen. It was just as incomprehensible as your average Transformers movie, and on top of that it was shot in the laziest, most boring way possible. Why anyone though he was good for Star Wars in the first place is beyond me.

I have to admit, I’m pretty happy about this. I thought Jurassic World was a really, really, really, really bad film, and my biggest hope for Episode IX was that the guiding hand of Kathleen Kennedy would somehow spin poop into gold. It turns out the guiding hand of Kathleen Kennedy is also good for giving someone the…

This is it, this is the moment. 2017 blew up our base, froze our buddy, cut off our arm; but this is the moment where we’re standing at the window staring at the infinite black abyss, knowing we’re hurt but we’re not defeated.