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I tried everything I could think of, and honestly this is it. I flagged them on here and on disqus. I blocked specific commenters who posted that I deserved to be beat with a baseball bat (purpletentacles) and I blocked the person who told me that I deserved to be strangled. I don’t need this bullshit, it doesn’t

Listen, I’m getting stalked by someone who posted death threats against me when the AV Club was still on disqus. Who do I talk to about this? I’ve emailed the AV Club and Laura Browning and both emails were not replied to.

He said he’ll donate a “million dollars”. Understand that as far as he’s concerned it’s already done, he “donated a million dollars”. It’s how he is and how he’s always been. He just says things and then proceeds as if the thing happened, even if there’s boundless evidence that it did not. Call him out on it and he’ll

He’s going to spend a million dollars of other people’s donations to his foundation to build a giant statue of himself, and then he’ll donate that statue to Houston’s upcoming Trump Tower, which will be financed significantly by misappropriated relief money. Many of the contractors who build it will never be paid.

It upsets anyone left-of-center, so they see it as rocking the boat. They’d vote for a pile of magic beans if they thought it would trigger libs.

I fucking hate that Trump’s election means I have to take this seriously now.

Is it just me or do these two make sense as a couple?

You’re the Worst but with Keanu + Winona? I’m in!

As we’ve seen pretty clearly now, you really don’t need all your mental faculties to rubber stamp any shitty agenda your party attempts to push through Congress.

This is what I don’t understand. He’s achieved the wildest dreams of every mediocre dirtbag in America and now wants to give it up to be...a politician? Does he know it will require getting up before noon? Every single day? And that he’ll be signing bills not titties?

What the fuck is wrong with Republicans. Why do they want to vote for celebrities with the least amount of intelligence? Are they sad cause they only have a few celebrities on thier side?

I’d vote for Warren Zevon’s corpse long before this numbskull.

I would love a knowing, self-consciously satirical film with these two reprising their roles from Dracula, but in the modern day, and no vampire. If it were a deconstruction of the rom-com genre, that would be great.

With an attitude like that he shouldn’t run for Senate.

I would normally agree with you but fuuuuuuuuuu John Wick is such a return to form for Reaves and reminds everyone who’s seen it that he is the epitome of an action star. Same could be argued for Winona Ryder’s return to form in Stranger Things- she’s the epitome of an action star.

If only Iggy Pop cared about politics.

Hey, Michigan, what’s with the conservative-rocker fuckwits you seem to produce? I expect better from you.

Oof. That picture of the press team makes me think of that old couple in Mulholland Dr. Anyone else getting flashbacks?

Zola Jesus is great.