He’s had the same well-paying job for 28 years. At this point I’d be happy if I could pin down a well-paying job for 28 days...

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

At least you get free shipping with Amazon Prime. With Starz you have to pay full price and it’s not even guaranteed in two days.

God, I hope you’re right.

You have so much more faith in the system than I do. Mueller could turn up an actual dead body, and Paul Ryan would shrug and say, “Taxes,” while Trump’s supporters will find a way to blame Obama. I mean, the guy has already pretty much been exposed as obstructing justice...and we don’t even talk about it any more.

Ok, folks... time for a little reality check.

Given that Democrats seem to be doing absolutely nothing besides breathlessly declaring “Can you imagine if OBAMA had done _______________?!?”, there’s absolutely no reason to believe he’s not right. What’s happening with the anti-gerrymandering plan that Holder and Obama are supposedly working on? Where’s the…

“We’ve raised a generation of kids who don’t hate people on the basis of race, or they don’t hate somebody because they’re in love with somebody of the same gender”

I will never forgive this country for allowing this man to be President. The stain he is leaving on history is eternal.

They may think it, but they’ll never ever say it.

What is it with this dingbat everything comes back to TV ratings and who has the biggest crowds. He’s 9 year old collecting Pokémon cards....

briefing Trump on Hurricane Harvey:

He’s the reason Harvey is only the second-biggest disaster to hit the US this year.

“Trump made a point to congratulate FEMA Administrator Brock Long, saying he’s ‘becom[e] very famous on television in the last couple of days.’”

Liar-in-Chief preening in front of the usual collection of groveling simpletons. No news here, just the same old rerun.

Yeah, LOL at people talking about the occasionally poor writing quality of this season, as though it’s something that hasn’t been going on for years now. Where were all the complainers at when everyone was salivating over the idiocy that was the Battle of the Bastards? Arya’s terrible Braavos material? For god’s sake,…

Who cares who’s responsible.

Season 7 of Game of Thrones is fan fiction with a massive budget. It is in every way as horrible and as glorious as that implies.

This is just silly.

Here’s the flooding near me: