I’m confused by this overly serious take on what is obviously a joke nominee. 

I’d rather see Slytherin be redeemed than abolished. There’s some interesting things to examine there that I think would be more powerful than just getting rid of it. 

I think Overwatch 3 should be about the collapse of humanity due to declining birth rates because it seems like everyone in the Overwatch universe has to be gay

The whole obsession the community (and the devs apparently) has over the sexual identities of these characters is so...strange I guess? If I didn’t know any better I’d assume Overwatch was some crazy popular HBO show.

If WoW ever tires for you, I highly recommend Final Fantasy XIV, which has a ton of content and there is always groups for content.  In addition, the free trial goes all the way through the first expansion, and its story is amazing.

Worked out pretty well for Fortnite, Apex, and Warzone.

First Soldier being mobile only was such a bad idea. The game was really fun and the small screen was the primary downside to it. It also seemed designed against android emulators

Must have been a slow news day. :)

Bruh, you’re on Kotaku; dumbass takes are their bread and butter.

This is the stupidest Goddamn article I think I’ve ever read.

Lmao I feel like blaming FF7 for the sexualization of skirts is a bit of a massive reach considering as the miniskirt was sexualized decades before FF7 was even conceived of.

“Games like FFVII recontextualized the skirt as feminine clothing item not only for women to wear, but to be sexualized in.”

This strikes me as an odd blanket statement. Skirts have been sexualized for far longer than their appearance in videogames, and their usage in games is reflective of their usage in reality…

Counterpoint:

One touch from the demo I actually appreciated was Leon being able to speak at least some Spanish. It was always wild to me that they dropped Leon in the middle of rural Spain without even a fucking phrasebook.

Nah screw that. I’m done with feeling bad for large corporations that put profits over customers any day.