Can’t say I blame ESPN for this—what Mark Jackson has sex with is nobody’s concern.

My problem isn’t with the price, to be honest. It’s more to do with the implementation of the Amiibo for a couple of reasons.

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

With all those likes the Steeler fanbase is out tonight, or the Jezebel women ended up over here. Those are the only jaded bitter enough folks not to appreciate humor.

No shit - I don’t know what’s more offensive...these portraits, or privileged yuppie gawker commenters fetishizing tribal women and calling some dumb lady they don’t know a “dead eyed, flat faced nothing”

Literacy, your next.

{every year that Alabama has been a state}

Who’s to say they didn’t? When a kid sees Minecraft 2 and asks the parents if it’s ok, why would they argue? They don’t know anything about Minecraft except that it’s safe, they trust Apple’s vetting standards, and the kid has $80 in iTunes gift cards he just got for Christmas (which the scammer may well have been…

You must really hate Hank Aaron, Willie Mays and all the amphetamine poppers then.

Bonds lied to a grand jury

Uh, he actually kinda sucked at catching. Now, hitting on the other hand...

False. Both were charged, and acquitted. Also, neither ever failed a drug test.

The NFL is a nonprofit (lol) trade group. MLB is a monopoly with a special antitrust exemption, so Congress can get involved by holding hearings and displaying outrage over shenanigans in America’s Game.

George W. Bush wanted people to forget about the two wars in the Middle East he dragged us into

I guess the NFLPA much prefers Ben Dover to represent their players.

“I know it was you Fredo.”

They go unnamed until 18 and they can choose their own name at that point. Gives them time to really consider what their most suitable name is. These guys are considering Dirtbag Fuckboy McGee, Shitbrain Fucktard III, and Worthlessexcuseforahuman Smith.

Ace of Spades: still remember that being the best song from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater n. (Circa 1999, my college roommate’s favorite game which soon became mine)

The HOF is controlled by a shambling pack of decomposing mummies. If the majority of the population had a say, Bonds would be headed in. The PED debate being over doesn’t mean every institution has caught up to that fact.

One might argue that Albert Burneko has written cogent, readable articles on the internet before, but can he?