Talon?

Pham has roid rage.

New England over Oakland

Minnesota must be paradise if this was “one of the biggest, saddest stories in Minnesota history”.

Good thing over 90% of the Armed Forces have no idea what an Aleppo is either.

“probably perpetrated by the government”

“will make your small children poke our their eardrums”

Can you point out the Iraqi oil fields on a map?

We are taken seriously as a political entity precisely because we are so stupid.

The fact that you are a dumbass is undeniable.

John Tortorella stands up for slavery!

Have a drink and some cocaine with that bath!

But, like many people, other people have done bad shit to me.

“cost only $9.9 million to make”

Did he invite Henry Kisinger to play? I hear he is a close family friend of the Clintons.

GAYDAR was invented to locate Troy Aikman.

cocaine

cocaine

Fuck, Fuck the police.

Pretty sure the “my country” line came after an American said “my president, my plane” line.

Stupid mayo pushers.