Hey! Did you know that your President kills children with his Drone Robot Army? Kills them. Burning flesh. Dead.

You have a perverted sense of “gross”.

Crying alone

I can assure you that the urinals worked perfectly at the Oakland Alameda County Coliseum today. Twice, actually. And the portapotties in the lot worked, too.

Klutzy “every comment I have ever made just insinuates I am a gay closeted man” Puppet makes a comment.

Klutzy Kloset Kase!

Doesn’t every wife refer to their husband by their last name only?

What crime? As far as you know the DA is making a bunch of shit up .

Aggressively charging him over 1 year after the matter occurred.

Klutzy Klan always dreaming of cocks . . . . . in the closet.

It takes two people to make a conspiracy, but it only takes one deadspin writer to make stupid.

When you got crabs you gotta give ‘em the bat.

Everything a phallic object to you, Kloset Puppet.

“the core gamers” is a nonsense phrase.

We all know professional athletes don’t give a shit until some fan insults them. They especially don’t give a shit in the playoffs.

You are so full of closet shit that your eyes are brown.

Fucking Drug War

I can tell you are in love with Denny Hastert.

You gotta have respeck to get respeck, Pootie Ta . . . err, I mean Momma Apple.

Got a Wii U for off screen play and it worked beautifully. I saved me 3 years until I had to buy the littlest guy his own PC.