Klutzy! Klu-u-utzy! Come out and playuh!

Did you have a cousin/brother with Downs Syndrome? A cousin you wanted to fuck? A cousin you wanted to fuck in the ass? In the closet?

Your nickname should be Closet Rod. It’s got that gay porn vibe.

KLuttzy Poppet looks for Daddy in all the closets.

Your dreams are very powerful.

Klutzy = GetNewJokeFaggots.com.

Lonely

Free Speech isn’t completely dead.

You are boring. That is why you are bored. Stop dreaming of having anal sex with men and get a more varied imagination.

Having sex with strange men will never make your daddy love you.

Still looking for a date to your prom?

Are you “proud and gay” or “gay and proud”? Nothing wrong with either choice.

But the loading times . . . . .

Where is the weed?

Klutzy still mad because he thinks putting his dick into other men makes them gay, not himself.

This guy went to the Larry Craig school of wide stance.

This guy went to the Larry Craig school of wide stance.

Klutzy like barebacking in the closet. And the smell of shit. He thinks it smells like VICTORY.

You don’t recycle your condoms do you? You - being a closeted gay man -might feel uncomfortable buying those things at the store. Just remember, you are gay, demand respect and love all mankind. You just love the smell of shit a little more than is healthy.

Do you keep a light in your closet or is it always dark in there?

Klutzy Kan Krap Krooked Kum because he made love to a bent dick.