“but playing a new combination of players together in roles they’re unfamiliar with is never going to work.”

The more important question is “How many dicks have you dreamed about today?”

What color cocks do you dream about the most? Closetman.

Yet, you are the only person here that likes anal sex with men/boys.

Just remember to wear high boots next time you go fucking sheep.

Found am imaginary friend, did you?

Another friend inside your closet? Nahh, you don’t have any friends . . . .

I bet your real dad likes anal sex with men, just like you. With gay men -just like you fantasize about. It’s OK. It’s acceptable now.

He doesn’t. Your real dad will never be known to you.

I take that back. Your dad doesn’t even know you are alive.

Your daddy never loved you.

The amount of your denial of being a homosexual loving closeted person could fill the Aswan Dam.

Daddy make you go to bed? Do you have to give him the ol’ Menendez before bed or in the morning?

God hates you

God hates those who spill their seed. Why does God hate you?

You must be an expert on closet rods.

Don’t smoke in your closet.

Still got that salty taste in your mouth? Smell of shit in your nose and throat?

Do you smile when you fantasize about riding a penis?