I’ve read that adding cinnamon to your prostitutes coffee will make his semen taste better. You should let him drink it a little before hand. You know, that semen you like slurping could taste so much better.

OK. You like the salty flavor.

Do you like semen because of the salty taste or because of the the lubricating qualities?

I hear excessive Cheetos ingestion leads to fat boys in mommas basement syndrome. Watching your weight? Or just like fat boys?

Do you sleep in your closet, too?

Because they didn’t have that sex-change op yet.

The same place his comments on equal work are.

Corpse fucker.

Hope you didn’t hurt your back digging up my father’s grave before you had sex with his corpse.

Fuck that.

I know we don’t watch wimmins tennis in order to see the best tennis in the world.

What names do your pretend friends have?

Do you keep a flashlight in the closet?

You are an insane megalomaniac.

Yeah, every drunk college student needs to be shot every time they enter the wrong door. Only a douche would think otherwise.

Was that the first Curry 3 point shot blocked this year?

C’mon - take it like a man. On your knees and with a gag in your mouth.

No one loves you and that’s OK, ‘cause not only are you a faggot - you are an asshole, too. This way you can more easily explain to people why your breath smells like shit and you don’t need to be fixed up with any humans.

A little chopped bacon in your balls will make your sauce extra smooth and silky. Assuming you do the slow bake after ball browning with balls in sauce.

Not all.