He walked. He had possession of the ball for 5 steps until he passed it to Bogut.

“The gamers who pick up a Call of Duty game to play through the story, then paw at multiplayer like curious kittens before being smacked away by the rolled-up newspaper of more hardcore players.”

DickDicky is still a Dick.

Shouldn’t somebody remind the large African-American male figure that “trash-ass nigger” is not acceptable in this post-Chris-Rock-Saved-America-at-the-Oscars time we are living in?

Peepholes are the only way I would ever want to watch Erin Andrews.

Dick, wear a hat, please.

Keep being a Dick, Dicky. You seem to be very sucessful at it.

Riiight! DickDicky is giving lessons on “unfunny ad-hominem” and “jr. high-school “BURRRRRRRRRN!””

Super Bowl Winning Quaterback is a phrase that only the elite can use.

Roger Craig was barely a 100o yard rusher. Piece of non-elite shit.

My counter-counter-counter argument is Trent Dilfer, Super Bowl Winning QB. I hate to say it, but winning it all kind of defines “elite”.

2012 — Lost Super Bowl

Sounds like Douchecoach Sean Miller just gave his players permission to punch whomever they want. For self defense.

No SWAT teams, no swatting. It’s simple.

Is this the SodaStream made on an illegal Israeli settlement (Land for Peace, or Give us your land and we’ll give you some piece) or is this the one made in a North Korean orphanage?

Is this the SodaStream made on an illegal Israeli settlement (Land for Peace, or Give us your land and we’ll give…

“That’s a very stupid and distinctly male thought”

“gender violence”

I’d go with the other hand.

Sony has been an electronics company for 70 years. Nintendo, not so much.