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FWIW I’m the youngest in my family with siblings 6, 11, and 13 years older than me. It sucked. I was both an only child and one of four with no way to connect to these people who were essentially out of the house by the time I was 7. Not saying they should have a sixth, just adding my 2 cents. 

So he’s even ruining my jokes now. What a doof. 

Meanwhile, fucking Kanye is capitalizing on this with shirts advertising “Blexit”–“Black Exit” from the Democratic party–starting at $25.

They were going to watch “The Blind Side” but Betsy got scared that one of the kids would want her to adopt them after seeing it.  

The White House Halloween party must feature an appearance by Nosferudy Ghouliani, who scares children of all ages (and, one presumes, bears the scent of sulfur).

Yea I’m not sure what the rules would be if I had to keep receipts and expense individual meals but I’m sure there are some. Only directors and above do that where I work. I just get $60/day split 15/15/30 if any free meals are provided. So with 50% travel I can eat well but eat smart and bank and extra 5k tax free in

“But the breakdown of civility is what allowed Donald Trump to win the Republican nomination and the Presidency”

Yeah, libs always seem to conveniently forget the clause in the Civil Rights Act that implanted nanobots into all the racists’ brains that permanently changed their racist opinions.

Exactly.  My corporate requirement for hotels is free breakfast and wifi.  But even if it wasn’t, my manager would question the expense.  Make adult decisions and do the right thing.  I’m not skipping meals, but if I am not eating eggs Benedict at home 50% of the year, I am not doing it on the road.  

Counterpoint: I’m not paying $20 for two eggs and a piece of toast when I’m on a per diem. I'll wake up on time like an adult and go get something healthy and cheap.

Yes, it’s always a good idea to play gastrointestinal roulette while on a business trip. Lighten up, Francis.

As soon as you make sure that every place she goes to has equally clean and cool water. 

Pratt is a self-righteous Jesus lover though... I mean if that’s your bag great, but it’s sure as shit not mine. 

Just a reminder: your love of Chris Pine comes Captain-America-approved.

Lady, it’s TOO FUCKING LATE to build an “open, safe, and positive environment” when you’ve already shown you’re a bigot.

Simone’s response was perfect. I admire her even more now.

I get the lack of enthusiasm about Moore based on the work you cite, but have you seen Saved or American Dreamz? Both give me a very different take on her sense of humor and use her “basic” image in wonderfully dark way.

Have you seen her in Saved? Not so basic.

hah once you tell your mom, cat’s out of the bag. everyone in the mom network will know, then all their kids will know, then you get ambushed at your high school reunion and held for ransom.