Please show your work on Jessica Chastain complaining about not being paid “the exact same amount” as Matt Damon. My recollection of that event was her refuting a report that she’d made about half of what he made — her response had been that, actually, the report saying she made half had inflated what she was paid by…

I think Jessica Chastain is a draw, just a different draw than Matt Damon. It is also hard to tell how large her role was initially intended to be. Perhaps it was cut significantly down during editing. It may be because they approached her saying that she and Matt Damon would be the leads in a movie, and that would…

This hurt me to watch. I knew I shouldn’t have but I didn’t feel right ignoring it. Absolutely disgusting that they’re allowed to keep their job. They deserve manslaughter charges at the very least.

“Why can’t American healthcare be more like Liberian healthcare?”

Yeah, this is not complicated stuff. Articulate your values — values substantively different from those of the Republican party, which to be fair would require Dems to have substantively different values (hmm maybe that’s the rub here?) — and stand up for them.

Embrace single payer, work for fairness in taxation, demand defense cuts, banking regulation, monopoly protections, campaign finance reform, union rights, voting rights, equality and protection for all citizens, immigration reform, demilitarization of the police, demilitarization of foreign policy, and for fuck’s sake…

I’d also like white supremacists to suddenly realize the ills of racism, and for all wasps to magically transform into unicorns that shit gold coins.

This about sums that mess up:

♪♫ Tale as old as tiiiiiime.... ♫♪

Alice Cooper is a rock star and a nice person by all accounts. Johnny Depp is absolutely not a rock star (not for lack of trying) and a horrible person. How could you even put them in the same sentence!?

I met Alice Cooper a few years ago at Dragon Con (while I was dressed as Alice Cooper) and he was charming!! He liked my riding crop and stuffed snake 😄

There are many articles on the internet saying JJ dropped the non-complete. But my nephew applied last week and was given one to sign. Personally, I’d love to get a job at JJ, quit, get a job at Subway and then dare JJ to enforce it.

Where I live, we’ve had city people who had moved to the country sue to silence hens (they lost); sue to silence church bells (partial win: only on the hour, not every quarter). Even sadder, we’ve recently had a super-rich idiot sue to suppress lake cruise boats’s horns - and won.

Probably works in marketing for a tech startup.

I assumed the child in question would be like, a 17 year old fan (which is still gross and wrong). But no, he exposed himself to a child “under the age of 13" ??? YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE. How the fuck is he not in jail?

Sounds like you’re describing the ‘Cool Girl’ of Gone Girl.

Also, that shirt of his she put on after sex, just like in the movies, will hang like a dress, just like in the movies, even though the guy is about the same size as her.

“Neil Gaiman and Robert Zemeckis are adapting a screenplay.”

If they’re describing women as 5'10" 120#, that’s a dead giveaway right there.

I know Susan Mallery. Besides being a terrific author and an insanely hard worker, she is blunt, funny, sarcastic, and would fit in just fine around here.