Are we just raping the English language on purpose in this thread?

This is the most useful article I have come across today... Coincidentally, my iPhone 4 just arrived and I have to do this exact process to deactivate and erase my Fascinate. Then on to eBay.

Yeah I wrote it and thought about it for a second... Then instead of changing it, I decided it was a euphonious word to say so I left it. It makes sense, even if the context isn't correct.

It is unfortunate, cause the idea seems pretty well put together. The name just makes it cheesy. Should have gone with "Klip-Stand", "Grip-Stand", "iPhone-3rd-Leg", or something like that.

I am guessing Gripzilla was probably trademarked or something... Drop an 'l', and you're golden.

This could just be me... but I think they are missing an 'l' in their name. Gripzilla looks more anatomically correct. You know, like "Godzilla".

But their roof looks like a mountain range (or pointy white madonna boobies if you want to look at it that way) and it is sooooo coooool.....

It is unfortunate that this is the type of news America NEEDS to hear. The news stations only goal is to boost fear and curiosity so they can real you in. Once they real you in, it is scare tactics and criminals.

This makes the most sense to me as well... Considering the cost of keyboards though, I can afford to fork out $50 for a nice Logitech board instead of cleaning it. It probably only gets dirty once every 1-2 years. Unless they discontinue a model you really like, then I can understand why you would just clean it.

That is not what I meant to say. I would try and say more but I know I am just digging myself in deeper, so I am just gonna stop. I made the noob mistake of not thinking through what I wrote before I wrote it. I was also angry that the guy called me an idiot.

You sir, magically created something out of context. I never said there would be a magic pill. My best friend had to deal with cancer when he was 19. Treatment (chemo) for cancer can be absolute hell to your body. His weight would fluctuate 25 pounds in either direction. I am not saying it is not effective by any…

Thats weird... I looked up "cancer" after I read this article and apparently cancer also causes cancer.

All I can think of is splinters... I hate splinters...

There are strong company laws in place to prevent stuff like this happening. I know with Microsoft they are very strict about adhering to those laws. When I was interviewed last fall, they had to stop the interview process because I had already accepted a job. The job contract I accepted was non-binding and I could…

I find it odd that it has a [Read the rest on Kotaku here]... So I clicked the link. I was expecting an essay long article that they were not able to repost on Gizmodo. Nope. Turns out it was one more paragraph... not even a large one.

The ironic part...? My Twitter went down yesterday morning and I couldn't view my home or profile until this morning. Funny that they use such a reliable website to pass along news of their own problems.

Well played sir... well played.

A motorcycle makes a different noise at 35 MPH than 65 MPH, so if they are revving through a neighborhood it is a different story regardless of modifications.

Can a Kleenex wipe shame and hooker spit off of you?

I watched the video. For some odd reason I am in the mood for a cigarette and a nap. I DON'T EVEN SMOKE!!!