What's your favorite, uh, posish? From the back. Hmm? From the back, yeah. From behind, yeah. Oh, nice. Straight damage, bro. Mine's missionary. Missionary? Yeah. Yeah. Guy on top, girl on the bottom. There you go. Nothing's wrong with that, man. Nothing's wrong with that.

Back when the first movie came out, me and two friends tried to go see Tusk. Apparently it wasn't playing so my friend heartily recommended we see Maze Runner. We did, and it was fucking horrible. Everything about it was bad. It was super entertaining but what a terrible movie. So naturally when the second one came…

'Daddy's got to go to work'

Yeah, fine, whatever, fuck it. Better than what we've got.

Danny Brown as Jesus.

I won't be impressed until someone is able to find out the real road on the cover of Abbey Road.

It's just locker room talk.

Fuck Trump

Don't tell me what to do ever again Bjork

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Glad to see Johnny Depp branching out and totally not just slowly killing his career and withering into a punchline.

They all look like various things I can shove up my butt to me.

No it really didn't for the time.

I guess Goldeneye and Perfect Dark didn't exist huh?

I feel like the first few exhibits are brutally hard to visit and for some reason you have to keep going back to exhibit one. By the time you reach the mid 2000s you're saving all of the time but you're also plowing through the exhibits real fast and if you pay a couple extra bucks you get some cool hats.

Why would Halo make it in before like Half-Life or something? What about Adventure? What about 'insert game here'?

It was alright. Saw Guardians 2 which was pretty good. Did the Free Comic Book Day thing and picked up I hate Fairlyand which I'm looking forward to reading. Wanted to go climbing but can't since I messed up my arm. Overall though not bad.

To be fair, the whole movie kinda goes for a cheesy as fuck vibe.

It's pretty good. Not the best thing since sucked cock though. I imagine electricity or something was the best thing since sucked cock.

One of my problems with this sequel is that the villain Ego was so ridiculously powerful and damn near wiped out the entire universe. This might sound like a dumb complaint but it really just makes me think 'Why the fuck do I care about Thanos? How is Thanos supposed to be any stronger or more intimidating than the…