This might end badly.

I don't get it? South Park's episodes are super timely. Did they even make fun of The Force Awakens? I'm super confused but this may be because I'm sleep deprived.

Too long didn't read.

That's an interesting way to look at my comment. Also, aren't you the guy who talked about eating two appetizer samplers like a pig, the second one ao fast they wouldn't realize they gave you an extra order, then eating your entree too? Of course you would take offense to my controversial statement that a sibstantial…

It's going to be a shot for shot remake of The Hurt Locker but in the climactic scene where Renner is in his blast suit trying to cut all the locks off the man strapped to the bomb Hannibal Burress runs in and slaps him in the face as he's telling the man 'sorry there's no time' and yells 'you're it!'

I am relieved to learn that the shirtless image of Putin on top of the Ass Pounder 4000 is still legal.

Did they giggle when you revealed your partner the night before was the vacuum cleaner?

What was really cool is that 'sitting in the corner' is a very real punishment a lot of kids grew up with. The ending kinda digs into this familiar form of punishment a lot of us can relate to but amplifies it to the most extreme. It's very unsettling.

Im typing this from my phone in the back of an ambulence becauae just reading that was too scary and gave me a heartattack

Good dialogue and discussion. Just cuss at people you disagree with.

I'm conflicted on calling out people for being obese. Yes there is a small fraction of people that are afflicted with a predisposition, but on the other hand I live in the most obese country in the world where people constantly complain about their weight while eating their McDonalds salad absolutely loaded with…

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In my opinion there will likely never be a gaming sequence more exciting and anxiety inducing than the bridge in Half Life 2.

They should just watch the Half Life 2 Steam commercial.

'If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face- forever'

This sounds like overkill.

Backpedalling in one sentence.

If they remove the slo-mo the movie would clock in at a brisk 90 minutes.

Yeah, you're right. I re-read the review and realized there was a lot more talking about the episode than I initially realized. I mispoke like an idiot.

This isn't a review of the episode. I agree with your sentiments, but this isn't a review of the episode. You should review the episode if you are a TV reviewer.