So where do you put your vagina?

He should just make a video of him sitting naked on a paper mache throne made of $100 bills. With the camera slowly pulling away, Clockwork orange styles.

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…

Someone on here recently suggested I reply to dick pics with dick pics found on the Internet. I’m dying to try this.

Exactly my fear: having to hear him.

I fear having to listen to his music. Or that I will be trapped somewhere with his music playing and I wont be able to escape it? OR LIKE, someone will kidnap me and tie me to a chair and force me to watch hours and hours of macklemore concert footage.

I wonder if the Kardashians really feel like she is “preying” on Rob. Like, Tyga literally started sleeping with Kylie as a minor, and Blac Chyna is a predator?

Former LE here.

Dude I’m a cop and I firmly believe 100% this guy should have got more than 180k. Gets hit with a car and kicked in the chest for fucking speeding? Jesus Allah Buddha and Joseph.

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

*sigh* Winter in the Midwest you don't ever assume "someone picked her up" you call and freaking check! Mad at you or not, you keep calling.

I live in Maine. I often marvel at the women in Portland that wear exactly such warm-weather clothing (shorts, stockings, tank tops, skirts, etc) on nights with exactly such chilly weather conditions.

I rewatched some SATC episodes over the holidays and the show has not aged well. But I never liked the Big character to start with. Not my cup of tea.

You’re on the wrong website for that shit.

Seriously? Over 50 women have come forward. He has admitted to using drugs on women he wants to have sex with. What else do you need, a fucking video of him raping all 50 women?

A worthy sequel to that trio getting in a Lyft car.

But what does that have to do with Hillary’s campaign? Bill isn’t running for president again. Blaming a wife for her husband’s actions, particularly his sexual wrongdoings, is pretty messed up. “If she’d been a better wife he wouldn’t have assaulted those women or had an extremely power-imbalanced thing with Monica…

But he is not running. So is Hillary guilty of sexual assault? No.

Baby Jesus would be so proud.

Is it? I liked it but was pretty underwhelmed especially after the actual masterpiece that is Shaun of the dead.