Digital distribution is convenient but you are surrendering your consumer ownership rights.

Wow you are a fucking idiot.

You dishonor yourself with this bullshit.

If you can install any of these games onto a computing device, you probably already outperform him.

If you can install any of these games onto a computing device, you probably already outperform him.

GOD do you liberals have to make everything partisan just beca-

Ahahaha j/k Trump’s absolutely an incompetent mass-murderer and for as long as we’re stuck with him, we might as well play some fun games and shout his incompetence as often as possible.

GOD do you liberals have to make everything partisan just beca-

Ahahaha j/k Trump’s absolutely an incompetent…

If you can fall out of bed you can beat that scumbag at anything.

If you can fall out of bed you can beat that scumbag at anything.

A Nintendo Switch that plays my Steam, Humble, and GOG libraries would maybe be my favorite thing.

It’s a goddamn shame Sin Episodes floundered.

as the Second American Revolution takes place and the country tires of facist propaganda

Take it at face value.

“a great many” owners of the Switch are also owners of an Xbox One, a PlayStation 4, or a PC, and “very often choose the play the games that we make on those platforms even though they have a Switch.”

That’s insane dude, are you aware of how fucked up our prison system is? Ten years? What the fuck is wrong with you

Metroid Prime is boring, though.  Too formulaic with too much hand holding.  Super Metroid is the ultimate in that series, hands down.

Metroid Prime is NOT “generally classified as a Metroidvania”. It’s at best “arguably classified as a Metroidvania”. Also often cited as best in the genre? Citation please. Most Metroid fans in my experience say Super Metroid is the pinnacle of the series. To say that Metroid Prime is cited as the best Metroidvania…

I believe rougelite is a light application of rouge and rougelike is using an alternative to rouge to pinken the cheeks

I just want to know who thought this looked cool. It’s so damn cheesy. 

Excellent. Now a whole new generation can be mystified by David Lynch’s Pacific Rim.

Sadly this is a problem with gaming as a hobby as a whole.

I think the issue you’re pointing out is that it should say “no one” instead of “anyone.” It sounds like the author believes there IS someone else out there who could play the role, when it’s clearly meant to convey the opposite. 

Dude, just stop. You look like an idiot.