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Are people actually enthused by this news? It’s still episodic, right? It’s probably coming out after Donald’s first term, right? Move along and give us a FF VI remake already, Squeenix, even if it is a 3DS version a la the FF IV DS version.

I’m trying to deal with this timeline we live in right now... It’s hard.

This is a good list. Link’s awakening is a game everyone should consider as one of the best.

Pretty sure you mean to take away from this.

Jesus, just watching that video gave me a serious urge to replay the entire series. It’s been nearly 5 years...

Get outta here with those remake screenshots. Woof.

Well, if you lie quietly, nobody can hear you.

Bullshit, he didn’t cheat at anything, he might be sleazy and misogynistic but when it comes to cheating scores Hillary gets 11/10 .. Too much shit to count but my main reason for hating her guts is her unwavering support for terrorists and her devotion to protecting the fuckers and washing their dirty bloodied hands

And the rain effects inside the cockpit... I was baffled at how the raindrops moved with inertia.

I forgot the offering. You need that to get the full eight hits of absolute destruction. :)

You guys make me feel so old.

The real question is, “What kind of stuff will I be able to deface and destroy in the staging room before the match starts?”

......... it’s beck and call

I think we’re forgetting the comparison that matters most:

It’s becoming more and more apparent that buying a console is a collosal waste of money. I can play 9 of those games on PC and with the option of a controller and sitting on the couch. I think this is officially the last console gen for me. I guess I always say that though and end up buying all consoles like an idiot.