professionalwidow
Professional Widow
professionalwidow

the word you were thinking of is implicated, NERD

Shit gets tiring. And if your nose is stuffed up it's impossible. Oh, you want a bj? Sorry bro, it's allergy season.

nope nope nope

complicit?

You mean how they spelled raped a-s-s-a-u-l-t-e-d?

Scottish Folds get their name from a genetic flaw that causes cartilage disease———but not just in the ears. That cat, like other Scottish Folds, is probably in terrible pain.

So Tagaq uses her public exposure to advocate killing seals? Ok.

Did they pay $10,000 for the photos?

More like Bland of Horses!

My childhood ballet teacher was an extra in the dancing scenes!!!! I still get spaghetti arms over my two degrees of Swayze.

That picture is cute, but Elizabella might be the dumbest name I've ever heard of.

That's because hey, she's not in its way and it's no need to push her again.

I'm pretty sure Tori's entire catalogue counts.

I have to admit something. When I was young, I was a Sim serial killer.

You know, there is a joke to be written here about Tori Amos trying to push her Cornwall home into the sea... because she copies everything Kate Bush does.

YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!

I LOVE FORMAL SHORTS!

I don't owe anyone fucking anything because they chose to address me because I had the audacity to be outside of my house.

Actually, I correct the animal. You put your finger in their face with a second or two of direct eye contact and a controlled, but firm "NO."