I went forty weeks and three days. I blame the three days for the map of world rivers that now inhabits my lower belly. But, hey, the kid came out fully cooked so I can't really complain.

"The question was asked, 'What could make a woman become so dark? To lose all sense of her maternity, her womanhood, and her softness?'"

The next time someone asks me why I'm a vegetarian or how I can live without meat I'm just going to show them this.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

Excuse me, but that is really very unfair, I'm sorry. The lede very clearly says "open-pit toilet." Please don't forget that we have character limits on headlines and we cannot always be 100 percent accurately descriptive. Sometimes a headline has get a complex idea across in a very limited space. (Knowing that I…

oh, you just shut it! Orange cats are the awesome!

Jezzies, as a cisdude I conquered a fear today and bought skirts!

you're the reason we need ginger safe houses!

you monster

That's what I did! Although that was a while ago because now my hair is to my shoulders. I am the MASTER of growing out a pixie. Done it three times now. (dusts off shoulder)

This is now a hilarious joke I want to play on my siblings with my nieces/nephews.

You're such a man. You scoot your ass in the bathtub until your clit is situated underneath the faucet and then turn the water on, until you have an orgasm. That's what you do when you don't have a handheld shower head.

Where do you think your cole slaw comes from??? Check your cabbage.

Yeah, I wish I were blissfully ignorant too sometimes. :) I tell my husband, who works with a bunch of not-too-bright youngsters, that it can be really hard to be the smartest person in the room. You want to fix things and tell people how to do things a better way, but you have to learn to hold your tongue. But I…

As someone who was classed as gifted at age 8 and is now, by all measures, a total failure/underachiever, my advice would be to not hang it over his head like he is the one "supposed to do something impressive". Cause that is how it happened with me, and in the end, I was just paralyzed with fear and did nothing at…

how do I teach my husband how to give great oral sex.

I hope you get into a terrible accident.

Meh, 3/10 on the trolling scale at best.

According to the sexy times post yesterday, it seems like drugs was a big factor... so... drugs?

Are you sexually harassed on a train coming home from work late at night, and then walk home in the dark after that? I'm not "fucking paranoid", I live in a city.