Oh oh oh oh oh

Actually, sorry Christina and Miley, but in the music world, PRINCE is the original chaps-wearer.

RiotPoof, been there. May I recommend what my sister and I do on Mothers day? We take each other out to celebrate surviving. and to celebrate the fact that we will never be what she was. We raise a toast to all of the older ladies and men who were great resources and influences for us growing up and laugh over some of…

25 years and my life is still....

There actually used to be a gay club in Chicago called the Manhole. A friend of mine used to be a frequent visitor and brought me back a t-shirt with this image on it.

Pictured: My Paycheck.

I WAS JUST SO EXCITED.

Okokok. So I know this isn't really appropriate because it's not a story of interruption, but I'm just so excited that I want to shout it from the rooftops.

He will be avenged!

I see what you did there.

Yeah, and considering Brittany was 17 or something at the time, it's just even worse.

Dat Kate Mulgrew voice.

An entire portion of my life is due to Tori.

Thin and crispy makes me angry. That's not pizza. It's crackers with toppings. And I have to have practically a whole one to feel like I ate anything. I guess it could be a great hors d'oeuvres platter though.

Cool dude, and also very right, only minks should wear mink.

I'm guessing the mink ain't laughing.

This sounds delicious. Terrible, but delicious. Why do I have to be knocked up?

I hate hate HATE the phrases "baby bump" and "hubby". They make my skin crawl.

Quick, someone get Jackson Galaxy on this!

But where are the untouched photos?