How about we start to no longer care about what this person does, and instead enjoy and unpack the complexities of this gif I like to call 'Go Dog Go':

No guts, no glory, Miley.

Do you normally have to agree with someone on every single issue to call yourself a fan?

Okay, I gots to know, because of course it's none of my business — was he good in bed?

You win a Burt Reynolds eclair! Eat up!

FIXED IT FOR YOU AMERICA

At least you got adult man. Us straight men got Selena Gomez as the sexiest woman alive according to Maxim. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

But, she was also "Too Funky."

And CoverGirl!

I kind of want to be wearing this outfit right now.

I saw it. Still hot!

That is literally most of my outfit right now. Shorts with brightly colored tights, combat boots, zip up hoodie and tacky jewelry. AND A KNIT HAT. FTW.

Er....is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

I'm giving serious side eye to the guy who knew what a peplum is and didn't describe it as "a shirt with a ruffle at the bottom"

There is something about how severe Jena Malone looks on red carpets that I love.

It's the bitter shade of uneaten vegetables, haunting you for eating so poorly.

Southern Comfort Vanilla Spice egg-nog. Delicious.
If I have any leftover sticky-rice from Thai takeout I pour the eggnog over it and nuke it for 45 seconds or so, seriously delicious rice pudding results.

Tears of children

Blood splatters optional! Or DIY if you hate your parents.

Uh, doesn't work that way, doldrums. There's no such thing as a non-hostile, non-hurtful racism. If you mean you don't spit on people of color as they walk by, well, good for you (sarcasm). If you continue to support and perpetuate racism, even if it's just in your acquiescence to a racist culture, then you're being…