it’s because they choose to sell in China which has virtually no laws protecting animals. This is why I love Urban Decay. Two years ago they were considering selling in China and their customers had a fit and they decided against it. They actually listened. and remained cruelty-free.

I like this ad and I’m a PETA member. I await your flames. It’s chilly in this house, anyway.

No, that’s what Mark calls his privates. I have incorporated it into my own vernacular

So, you don't take animals from the wild. Ok. So you're proud that the animals you have have been in captivity their entire lives? No thank you.

THIS exactly. I grew up in the poorest catchment area of a mostly middle class school and I think my mother thought I could masquerade with them, as long as they never came over to our house. What was hilarious is that I actually did become best friends with one wealthy girl and one kid whose father was a prominent…

that’s why trying to look rich ain’t gonna work. it’s more than clothes.

My mom ordered from Spiegel too!

UGH, my mother was always obsessed with “looking rich”. She would buy fakes of everything and I think she thought she was fitting in. She would on occasion buy us Cole Haan shoes even though we were dirt broke and we did not want them, because she hated us having poor friends. But look, you can’t just find a Dooney &…

So now getting into a cab is asking for it? Seriously fuck off and die.

I've learned all my eyeshadow tricks from you tube. All of them. I was complete shit before watching VintageorTacky, PixiWoo, Lisa Eldridge and Wayne Goss.

I know that titty move. well played.

that episode is physically painful for me to watch

Right. BoyPoof's mother was aghast and said 'now you'll never finish your PhD!"

My partner and I told everyone that our child was an accident when in actuality, he was totally planned. For some reason, we knew that would sit better with everyone, from our super liberal anti-breeder friends, to his conservative parents who hate me and would fall over dead if they ever knew that we, being young and…

I really need to get that Bender conch piercing I've been meaning to do for years.

omg, circus peanuts. GAG

artichoke hearts are my #1 topping

My best friend works for Dr. Carhart and she gets called a monster every single day. She's an angel.

Yeah, I mean I def dont think it's anything to brag about. In fact I wish I didn't rely on Tobasco sauce like I do. It's a real problem.

If my nose isn't running, it ain't hot enough. could be because my tastebuds are damaged from all the processed food I was raised on, could be because I'm Texan and that's how we roll. But it isn't to look cool.