that's great that you did all of that. Me? Sure when he was fussy or crying I would talk and sing to him but if he was quiet, I took a fucking break of that shit and drove in silence. I cherished it. And I was a SAHM. I have no idea what it's like to raise a baby AND work. I have so much sadness for this baby but also…

I'm a Texan who does not care for BBQ. I bring my family much shame

this incident happened 10 years ago and I wish 20 year old RiotPoof had thought of all of those things to say

I've wondered that, too. Because that line isn't funny on its own, so the dude had to have been serious. I wonder if it has ever worked before. I was so freaked out by him I asked my manager to walk me to my car.

I worked front desk at a hotel and dealt with some almost daily harassment, what most men would call "flirting" but it was always unwanted. Once though really took the cake. I checked a man in and gave him his room key. "Can I have two?" he asked. "Uh, sure." Then he took the second one, handed it back to me and said,…

fully cooked is important

She was induced early. It's actually a little Hollywood secret to induce a month before your date because that's when the major stretch marks appear. That's exactly what happened to me. I didn't have a single one until I was about 35 weeks then BLAM!

yes this is sad. also, cows bellow and cry for their calves when they are ripped away from them so we can drink their milk.
http://www.newburyportnews.com/local/x1442590…

I'm veg too. My heart breaks for this rhino but calves and piglets cry out for their mothers too but no one gives a fuck because they taste good. Maybe rhinos taste good. I don't understand.

i'm a hetero female and I find this very attractive

look. all kittens are cute.

but I don't harm them! I have even snuggled a ginger at from time to time. I don't tell them they are the least attractive to their faces.

ok. this may be the best cat

this cat looks hilarious

She's the Stacey Dash of kittens

i think orange cats are ugly. there. I said it.

my cut wasn't actually a pixie - it was straight up Robert Downey Jr.'s cut from a while ago. I looked freaking awesome

it's not too bad. I just waited until the shaved parts got to be about two inches long then just cut it all into a pixie

but giving birth isn't pleasurable

oh yeah. super sensitive and a worrier. everything makes him nervous. he is 7 and cannot handle an automatic flush toilet or vacuum cleaners.