professionalwidow
Professional Widow
professionalwidow

She *is* very beautiful but yeah, I also wonder about the makeup. I'm not being snarky or saying she shouldnt wear it. If I were sent to jail, it sounds silly, but cosmetics would absolutely perk me up. But I'm with you - is this something Russian jails have for women? Just curious.

Sure, it's not something I would do. I also currently have blue hair and I am 32 so...

mine do. i have one cat who will come from out of nowhere like a bat out of hell for some tofutti cream cheese

whatsamatter? you have a problem with someone who has the face of an 8 year old?

Michael Hutchence. God rest my loins.

I never understood why on ANTM Tyra would get all snarky on girls for looking "too commercial" when all she was famous for was VS and Sports Illustrated aka the most commercial shit EVAR

same. i have some issues with her, but I have issues with my own sister who I think is the most amazing person alive.

I'm not in it anymores. it's 7:30 and that means I am in my fat clothes

i used to do that. i feel ya.

didn't deal with reproductive issues while in Texas but I was vegan in Texas so it's probably similar.

i posted a picture in a new post somewhere down there because i thought it was a riot that I wearing a man repellant costume.

This was my outfit today.Things men hate, from this article and from what I have heard in person:
Oversized sweater, shorts with leggings, tacky jewelry, combat boots, leg warmers, fingerless gloves, and I was wearing bright pink lipstick and a beanie earlier but the lip color has faded and I don't wear hats indoors.

which is who we ALL want to be - Cyndi Lauper

shorts with tights wasnt mentioned in the article but i've heard snarky comments about it before. I am wearing this combo RIGHT NOW! Oh! and with legwarmers, combat boots, an oversized sweater, tacky jewelry and red lipstick. And a knit hat. IDGAF.

Nope, sorry dudes. Gonna keep pairing high waisted skirts with bandeau tops and looking fucking cute FOR ME so bye bye. also still in rotation: leg warmers, shorts with tights, bright green eyeshadow, big lucite jewelry, weird nail polish, and glitter. So much glitter.

ohhhhh, it's an April Fool's joke. dammit.

omg, I can just see Prince kicking back with dunkaroos!

i want to like it. when people sprinkle nutmeg on top it looks so pretty and festive. but ugh. my partner's mother is so bothered by the fact that I don't like any kind of celebratory drinks, that she will pour my DP into a wine glass so i don't ruin any photos with my ugly ass soda can.

Leftovers, a big ass hummus and condiments. So many condiments.

I just soaked some up about 2 hours ago. wth is that shit, anyway?