That’s rich coming from someone who wrote this:

Cough*The “Greek system” as you know it is American*Cough!

Yup. I’ve seen Swedish tour buses with a lower blonde:brunette ratio than that.

We don’t have frats abroad because we dislike institutions whose sole goal is to limit inclusion and protect the privileged from the harsh realities for life, such as trying to land a job on your skills alone, without relying on nepotism.

There aren’t any visible minorities in Alabama?

380 for less than 30g for YAK (yet another kush)? That’s three times what I pay for much nicer stuff, delivered at my door (and it’s legal here, too).

Dude, what gets me is that if I still played tennis, I wouldn’t think of playing without vaping first. It is a performance enhancing drug when used regularly (i.e. your tolerance is very high, so you don’t get stoned)...but I bet you already knew that.

Gee, kids these days. My buddy used to tell me how when he was in high school in Yugoslavia, his buddies would ask you if you’d broken up with your girlfriend if you didn’t have a drink before class...and that was in a school for gifted kids.

Rebelling? She’s laughing all the way to the bank.

I sold my Peugeot before moving to North America for the same exact reason I wouldn’t have ordered that car if I were you: getting it serviced would have been a pain. I now drive Ford SUV ...and Fiat 500C (what can I say, I’m a sucker for European engineering and design).

I watched him religiously on SNL. I have rarely laughed as much since.

Blood of virgins, no doubt.

After seeing this video, I really don’t want to go to the US (and based on what the guy says, cops had been harassing his family, too)...

Sucks for software companies, great for consumers. Anybody else here old enough to remember what it felt like to go shopping without access to online customer reviews before stepping into the store or onto the lot of a car dealership?

Why does this conjure up memories of a dozen different ‘80s teen comedies?

She’s got time to sit down and watch sports? Does she drug the kids?

Ah, the good old days...

And if your luggage is delayed, you can be owed a lot more if you fly to and from the US or on an American carrier anywhere around the world (when your final destination isn’t your residence).

Maybe he’s pulling faces like Kanye West always does when he sees a camera. Gets people talking.