A few times a year I will flip past DWTS and wonder which one is the “star” and which is the professional dance partner.

It is but I kind of understand why he was hesitant. Unless he had finally say on what aired, there was no guarantee that they wouldn’t edit his comments out of context to make it look like he was a fan. Say he starts off by saying “R. Kelly was one of the hottest artists and producers in the 90s. He made amazing…

 It seems very unusual that a woman wouldn’t have any friends from before she was in her late 20s, at her wedding.

“I was a judgmental bitch who was chronically risk-averse and couldn’t accept that others weren’t.”

Could you just say, “I’m a SP (suppressive person) and you REALLY shouldn’t be seen talking to me.”

All they have to do is setup a press conference where no one can get up on to the stage unintended.

I mean honestly. How can the wife of the leader of a church as dedicated to its image not be seen in years? How is it possible for them to not show her at all in all that time? People in the Sea org don’t get to just say no when something is asked of them and I can’t imagine them not wanting Shelly Miscavige to appear…

She is pretty amazing. I have a lot of admiration for her.

Never forget: Labrie pre-Warby Parker gentle nerd makeover:

I don’t give a shit beyond him except for wanting to yell ENJOY THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING A TERRIBLE PERSON but it can’t be said enough: Chessy Prout is an incredibly strong young woman and I hope she is healing, and happy, and loved. 

I’ve been a supporter of Mr. Avenatti, but I take charges like these seriously. The jollies I get from watching Avenatti taunt the thin-skinned orange baby do not usurp my values and my decency. Therefore, I support a thorough investigation of these allegations followed by the appropriate course of action.

“ But what if it’s her giant diary where she writes all of her thoughts at the end of the day? “

Don’t try to claim the moral high ground, here Land O’Lakes, Rep. Steve King is a lot of things, but someone who hides his beliefs ain’t one of them. He has been upfront about what a shitty human being he is since the very beginning, antisemitism, racism, sexism, and all. He never should have been getting your fucking…

Kim is big mad. She really thought she had ended Taylor. In the words of one of our most legendary cultural icons:

Dustin Raping Hoffman.

Guess you never watched the original series? Dan doing drywall was mentioned countless times. From the beginning he had "Four Aces Construction", his own outfit which went defunct when he bought the bike shop. When the bike shop went under, there was a whole thing about him "going back to drywall". It was also a…

It’s easy:

Nice to see that people are finally catching up to us rational people who didn’t have time for Kim Kardashian 10+ years ago.

I was recently thinking it woudl be great if someone made small versions of these that people could hold on strings like regular balloons. Wouldn’t the sight of a cloud of helium filled little Trump Baby Balloons drifting over the White House as Trump speaks or over one of his golf courses as he plays golf be a sight…

My daughter recently started dating, she’s 15. The boy she’s been seeing for a few months now is the same age and they go to the movies, out to bowling, that sort of thing. I’ve watched him hold the door for her, he offers to pay for her, he shook my hand, said all the right things, lol. I told her that obviously…