And everyone knows he meant, “for your age.”

My general theory for why Trump adores Fox & Friends is that it offers his absolute favorite kind of TV: fawning sycophants who tell everyone how great he is and blond anchors and pundits who he finds particularly attractive. But even those are superseded by the number one thing he likes about it—it’s dumb. And so…

So, this has nothing to do with anything in DB (apologies in advance), but...I’m quitting drinking. I’ve been thinking about it for a few years, and it’s finally time to pull the plug on it. Nothing crazy has happened, but I’m just tired of my energy being sapped constantly, of bruising too easily, and of not being…

I was a horribly depressed teenager who received no help, and to be honest I’ve been afraid to read my teenage diaries. I’m almost 30 but I’m not sure I can revisit that self hate.

I think it’s that, sometimes, as the dog gets more comfortable bad behaviour they’d been repressing out of fear can manifest. I’ve seen it in smaller ways in my dogs, thankfully nothing unmanageable. A lot of dogs just shut down at the shelter.

Quick someone call the doctor!

lol what’s crazy about this is that Taylor literally said nothing. The media is reporting all this and is therefore the nexus of the drama, and they’re also the ones that came up with “squad”. She’s likely sitting at home knitting something for her cats.

I read it as “Cyril.”

No gender assigned for clearly physically non-binary childen? Awesome! Far, far better than decades of infant “random” reassignment surgery.

She was discovered at 18 and they didn’t meet until 2007. So sure, marrying a famous singer will raise your profile, but she was doing just fine professionally before him. I just don’t like to downplay women’s accomplishments and imply that they were nothing before they met the men they happen to sleep with, you know?

I wouldn’t be surprised. And I guess it doesn’t bother me all that much. As far as I can tell her music is mostly harmless pablum. In 10 years people will be telling her she’s too old, too fat, too whatever. In terms of “monetizing the fun one is having in her 20s,” I’ll take TS over Paris Hilton and friends getting…

It seems to me that ensuring you do the opposite of what the patriarchy expects is still allowing yourself and your choices to be dictated by the expectations of the patriarchy. I’d rather not give any faecal material whatsoever, and instead go with whichever choices makes me happiest and most comfortable.

News flash: they aren’t going to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove him. They are not going to move to impeach him. They are not going to do anything.

Came across this take on it today:

That show sucked bigly.

I’m sure some people looking to sell their shitty homes stumbled upon this and complained to Zillow about it.

Obviously they put any proposals on the ground and put a treat under each of them. The treat that is eaten first is the proposal that’s accepted.

Marzipan belongs with fondant. In hell.

Nobody will throw anything at you, we are too busy claiming your share of the cheese.

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…