So, just from personal experience, our office would ask for the caller’s address up front, just to confirm that they are from the district (and so we could send them a letter following up on the call). If we found that the individual was not from the district and/or state, we’d thank them for the call and not record…

God I love that ep of Drunk History so. Much.

That was the best Drunk History episode! Funny and informative because I didn’t know Harriet Tubman was a spy. 

yes, please.

how lovely that he was given the opportunity to make a choice about his involvement in this event.

See, it seems petty... But also it’s a basic fucking litmus test too. “Can you, when pressed by the United States Congress, speak the literal truth? Or are you a deluded lunatic 100% of the time?”

These fucking guys can’t even insult us properly.

Gonna walk out on a limb here and say that Olivia Munn liking Instagrams that explicitly diss the Rodgers family isn’t shade.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

At one point, a list of “Key Must Haves” for potential candidates included a number of characteristics (“likes people,” “integrity,” “skin that can thicken”)

I’M RUNNING! And from this point forward in history, no one is ever allowed to say, “but you’re not qualified!” because of Donald Fuckface Trump. If HE can be POTUS, I can very well run for county board or some other higher office. I want to personally take Peter Roskam DOWN.

I was almost not going to post this one because it reduced me to tears and my friend is threatening to take my laptop away from me unless I go to sleep, and I don’t want to put you guys through everything I’m dealing with.

Me, at the Women’s March in Los Angeles.

A woman I spoke to told me the woman who lavishly embroidered her sign said it was born out of a desire to stab something 3000 times. I love.

Amazing contribution from Nashville! I’ve been singing it in my head all day.

Saw this on Instagram:

Fun fact: When Baby Jane was released, Bette Davis was 54-years-old and Joan Crawford was 57. Susan Sarandon is 70 and Jessica Lange is 67.

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

Human shields. :(