Wayne Brady from the Chappelle show!

The last fiance died (Michael Clarke Duncan, star of the Green Mile), prompting LaToya Jackson to opine on The Apprentice that Omarosa probably killed him.

I had the same conversation with my 87 year old boss this morning.

I admire their courage, but I don’t think this is helpful. Instead of covering very reasonable and pointed questions and concerns aimed at Sessions (and others) and his/their weak responses, THIS is what will lead the news stories, much to the delight of the Trump team. Instead of tweeting about Sessions, he will…

This takes me back to the big Starbucks protest where they went and bought product from the company they were mad at just to make the employees say the name Trump.

Kellyanne Conway “Obviously the excitement over the inauguration is so great that all the dress shops sold out, which means there aren’t any dresses to buy to go to the inauguration, so unfortunately everybody will be staying home because there aren’t any dresses to wear because they’re all sold out because people are…

I know elderly men (even elderly monster men residing in prison) get sick and go to the hospital and frankly I’m not terribly concerned with whether this particular man lives or dies. So the surprising takeaway was that tidbit about the hot air balloon, yes!

So... prisoners aren’t allowed to read about building hot air balloons? I mean, I understand not being able to read about making explosives or weapons from household items, but how far would you expect a viable escape by hot air balloon plan to get under even minimal guard supervision?

If living = banging the nanny, I guess he has a point.

Yes, I googled — the on duty armed guy who’s supposed to be outside her door went home at the end of his shift before his replacement came in (he was walking the corgis! Maybe one of them wouldn’t go)

Can you imagine that conversation? You hurry down the hall because you’re the juniorest of juniors and have overnight duty for somebody who hasn’t asked for anything in the middle of the night in 45 years and the Queen is there in her nightgown with a strange man and asks you to please take care of her guest…

I’m sure she’s glad somebody’s out there keeping an eye out — remember the intruder who got into her BEDROOM and sat down on the bed for a nice chat until somebody finally responded to her alarm button? She apparently kept her damn cool through that experience — being challenged outside the building probably made her…

She kind of looks like that angry bluebird in this pic!

Thank you — I thought it was an elaborate way to counteract salivary effects of tear gas/pepper spray, and I pictured trying to shove a banana in my mouth before being handcuffed.

I think the reason Eileen and LVP clash is that Eileen is just as smart as she is, sees right through her, and LVP knows it. She’s not used to that in her castmates, and it really throws her off. Joyce was smart enough to see through her, but got too emotionally invested so LVP was able to turn that back on her and…

Camille taking her mom with cancer to the salon and talking about herself. Camille club dancing in front of other people’s husbands! Camille talking about how awesome she was to her assistant/friend whose life sucked! Camille fretting about whether the estate manager will have the pool/hot tub heated by the time…

Okay, explain the banana thing?

The native American themed costumes she and the guy are wearing don’t exactly scream cultural sensitivity, either. 

Nixon at least had an interest in and grasp of geopolitical reality.

When my sister served my nephew his first bowl of rice krispies, and explained that when you added milk they “talked” he screamed and screamed and screamed.