I feel like fucking is when it’s all animalistic and you’re not really thinking about emotions (in which case they “hey” is more like, “Hey, I’m a person, and I just remembered that after a solid period of time not feeling like a person” and is therefore the sexiest “hey”)

wait i thought that pic of rita ora was miley cyrus

Gigi Hadid eats Macdonald’s and KFC

Born and raised US American here. You’re absolutely right. Hand over your heart is for the pledge of allegiance. Anthem is just standing, but many choose to put their hand over their heart (which I *think* started with military/others removing hats during the anthem out of respect, and holding it generally over the…

that’s why there are multiple rules - people fail, and that’s expected. glitch on one, be mortified at your negligence, and vow to be more vigilant in the future.

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

The Four Rules

No it’s fucking not. Placing a child up for adoption is not “abandoning a child.”If this girl was 11 when she gave birth instead of 16 would you still be rattling off about her choices? What about if she was severely disabled? Do dead people “abandon” their children when they die?

Her damaged child who she abandoned

Also, you know part of the attraction for her is that he probably resembles his biological father and she’s trying to recapture that, along with all the other baggage here.

Um. What?

Can we stop calling people “performance artists” and just go back to calling them dickheads?

She didn’t stay silent. She was speaking up against him back during the primaries, but she stopped just short of saying she wouldn’t endorse (although my impression of her comments then was that they boiled down to, “Not a chance in hell, unless he has a personality transplant”). Now she’s categorically announcing…

Classic New England style Republican. I grew up among such folks- was descended from such -and it’s only because I’ve known them so well that I’ve been able to maintain any respect for the party whatsoever. Well, that’s not what the party is about anymore.

I’m troubled by specific professions. First was baseball players. Most recently, doctors.

Are you happy? They're not. You win.

She had to invoke lawyers to get him to back off, and she’s having trouble with how he’s being portrayed. My friends, this is what cognitive dissonance looks like.

Yeah, I remember Michael Phelps’ coach getting all the credit for his medals. Oh, wait...

Beets only exist as a food because the nobles wouldn’t let the serfs eat anything that tasted good. No one should ever have borscht unless they’re starving.

Well violence is wrong, but as long as there are lost pets to find and kids to lecture about looking both ways before crossing the street, locating the puncher should not be a law enforcement priority. And even if they’ve covered all the elementary schools there are day cares and stuff. And new babies being born every…