Also not how you human :(

I was going to say, I think we’re being a bit loose with the term friend here.

hi monday, fuck you.

One one hand, there is irrefutable proof that the victim was raped. I wonder what the net pain index is of having your rape live streamed vs. having your rape doubted and never ever getting the help you need.

Maybe I’m not appreciating this properly, but is Rihanna just like singing a few lines every once and a while over her regular song? Is that what Coachella is in general? Because yeah, no.

God I loved the pool boy sketch. Pete Davidson is finding his groove.

Can someone explain to me how Chrissy Teigen is an “attention whorebag?” I see a lot of people hating her, and even calling her worse than Kim K., but from what I’ve seen she’s just a legitimately funny person who loves to eat. She seems to have an actual personality and a lot of my female friends adore her,…

But they might introduce them as “reality star X” or “X, from X Reality Show.” A journalist should write a story that speaks to readers at all levels of awareness of the topic — that was one of the first lessons I learned in journalism school. Identifying her as a “Canadian singer/songwriter” wouldn’t have hurt anyone…

I’m no music scholar. But at an intellectual level, I think she’s got an incredibly deft gift for writing lyrics that - while simple-sounding - consistently evokes imagery that manages to be both emotionally evocative and incredibly linguistically precise... while also conforming to an invisible but arduous rhyme…

I don’t think it’s rude at all. It’s one extra person at the wedding, who, presumably, sat quietly during the ceremony and asked questions at appropriate times and generally behaved like an adult. I would wager that the bride and groom didn’t notice at all.

This seems like a total non-issue, given the picture you’ve included there from the bride’s instagram, which she’s unlikely to have posted if she was pissed about it.

Swift is super famous, super busy, and this interview probably took 20 minutes. If the bride didn’t give a fuck, why does anyone else? Also, as someone…

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts

Liam Hemsworth.

You leave our Jing Tinglers alone, Dildo Grinch!!

I think I am super glad I never liked old movies because I feel like I have lived a calmer life not knowing the existence of this shit. Really well-written, well-researched article, but I’m going to be over here vomiting for the next 20 minutes or so.

“...which is highly accurate with regards to the emotional turmoil of being a teen girl, but leaves a modern reader skeptical with its mention of only one chaste kiss.”

no, its becky.

After the Ryan Adams bullshit, I have decided I am not listening to any more male covers of 1989. If a woman wants to cover her shit, fine, but these dudes trying to act like they’re improving upon her shit or legitimizing it (acid trip or no) can go to hell. I will take my Taylor straight up, no ice, and make it a…

Taylor Swift would never do anything so gauche and plebeian as to "take LSD". No, Taylor Swift would only ever take part in a very well-organized and curated ayahuasca ceremony, undergoing the experience with the most loyal and brave members of her aristocratic girlsquad. She would do it a boutique NYC hotel, employ a…

I honest to god know someone who named her son [First name] Danger [Last name]. His middle name is literally Danger.

I agree it’s unusual, but Rosebanks sounds like it could be a real last name. It’s not like they smushed them together into something that looks like a bad hand at Scrabble.