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I got mugged on a subway platform with 10-15 people within 50 feet and only one man came to help me. I wasn’t screaming, because the guy took me by such surprise that when he grabbed my bag I started wrestling with him over it - pure instinct. (Had he ordered me to give it to him, I likely would have, but just

Evidently the car of tomorrow can fly, but people are still pushing prams from the 1940s.

Or just nuts.

An amusing premise, but illegal in execution - you really, really don’t want to do that.

I know when Little People, Big World came on, a lot of the issues little people face were news to me. I haven’t known any personally, so I guess I never gave much thought to the fact that they have to have all their clothes tailored, or the extent to which other medical issues come along with the condition(s). A

Ha! That was my mother’s actual reaction when I told her that I was enjoying an adult coloring book. “What kind of ‘adult’ are we talking about?”

Agreed. She was pretty sympathetic on that reality show about Celeb moms and daughters — her mother is a horrible, horrible person and getting away from her was probably the first healthy thing Courtney did. Which doesn’t excuse her pervy husband... but he may be preferable to living with her mother, which is saying

He was a Massachusetts Republican, which means he was pro choice and pro gay rights and fiscally conservative. In his own words, he was “greener than a grape” when it came to the environment. And he wanted to lower the state house flag to half staff when Jerry Garcia died, because he’s a Dead Head (he was talked out

I sometimes think that, and then I realize that Fox would have been fully on the Cruz train, or the Rubio train — they just weren’t used to anything but full cooperation from “their” candidates, and couldn’t keep Trump from randomly going off on their hosts. When their old good buddies like Romney and the Bushes and

Unfortunately, I believe that despite tv/film plotlines to the contrary, you can’t actually legally make your heirs do stuff to get the money. However, you CAN promise to haunt them if they don’t. That’s my mom’s approach. We’re getting to the point where we should probably write down the things she’ll haunt us for

Forget writing. Well, don’t forget it, but in addition, record yourself, live video, saying precisely what you mean, and precisely what you do.not.want. Then even if somebody pulls something underhanded, the person you wanted to stand up for what you wanted can present that to any interested legal/medical

If you don’t let them look at cave paintings at home, they’re just going go look at them with their friends!

Maybe the Nobel people made him take down references to “winning” the prize. You’re awarded it - you don’t “win” it. They’re really, really picky about that!

Did Madonna insult her first, or something? I don’t think many people would dispute that Gaga is a superior musician, but she rose to fame by milking the Madonna comparison early on. Fine, she moved away from it, and I’m sure it’s obnoxious when people bring it up, but say something nice and move on.

I think it says “Hi.”

I have the vaguest recollection of that ad — something like “okay guys, is the only way to get through to you about not setting forest fires to put myself in a woman suit?”

They really will get bold — your concerns are not unwarranted. My mom used to feed them when I was little until one day she saw toddler me standing inside the screendoor face to face with a squirrel hanging off the outside of the screen who wanted food. (Never did tell my father, who had previously Expressed

I think there’s plenty of blame to go around — he was a supposed impartial party whose response to their pleas for mercy for the rapist should have been to set them straight (for the record, even if the message didn’t penetrate their idiot skulls). Instead, “oh, okay - you do better, now, bye!”

I know it’s just layout, but looks like Gabby Sidibe is reacting to Y0ko’s tweet.