Wallace is the one who famously said Obama gave him “a thrill up my leg,” so anything can happen.

She lived with Clooney for a while (they bought that famous pig together), which always threw me for a loop. Though there have been rumors about him, too.

They left out the part about the co-pilot and other stewardess.

If someone’s in the airplane bathroom for an hour, isn’t the default assumption that they’re really sick? Who would spend an hour in an airplane bathroom unless they really, really had to?

I followed a link in that story to the actual Daily Mail article, and damn. That poor man. I certainly hope his family is not estranged over his going public. To hell with the old man’s reputation - anything less than supporting your sibling damns your own reputation.

OMG - I’ve been thinking about these ladies for the last few days for some reason... must have been my trash tv radar kicking in.

Is it at all possible that Paul was, oh, I don’t know, TEASING somebody he assumed could take it? As in “how does it feel to be on the fan side of things, you great silly goose?!” only a smidge harsher?

I guess I assumed it was going to focus on the clusterfuck that was the command structure of the city, where cops alleged they had been told Martial law had been established and they were to shoot looters (but everybody in authority denied giving such orders), where the Mayor repeated rumors of rapes and murders…

I don’t really understand the logic in putting the emphasis on weight. A lightbulb could mask stretch marks and scars and freckles and the odd birthmark you’re self conscious about... but presumably your partner will actually be touching you during The Sex, at which point he/she is going to discern that you’re not a…

None so blind as those who will not see...

Wow - the more you know!

A weird choice to go with Jackie to Michelle. So many interesting stories about previous first ladies that living people don’t have many preconceptions of — why focus on stories and administrations of recent history that so many of us have lived through?

Enjoy the enroaching greys. It’s the hairs that start appearing on random body parts that are going to one day monopolize far too much of your time.

She worked as a songwriter in Nashville before she had a solo career, and cowrote at least one hit Rascal Flatts song.

I just had to google Scotch eggs... where have they been all my life?

How is it in terms of residual cigar odor?

>“If Billy had been passive or responded ‘Shut the f— up’ to Trump, Billy would have been out of a job the next day.”

She should have stuck with “I had a really nice club sandwich in one of his hotel restaurants, once.”

Oooooh, I love all these shows — can’t wait for Victorian slum, especially since I recently learned an ancestor (the fancy “English” one, as opposed to the rest of the poor Irish ones) actually came from the neighborhood Oliver Twist was set in.

As far as I’m aware, the only people who tried to pin Trump down with specifics were Megyn Kelly, Chris Matthews, and Anderson Cooper. Kelly and Matthews did it by continuing to prod in the face of non answers to their questions, but Cooper came straight out and told Trump that his response was the response of a 5…