She slipped and went through the glass of the gazebo, actually, and if you look closely, you can see her ankle bandaged up in some of the clips shot afterwards!

Tell rich sister “yes, indeedy - consider yourself my new Maid of Honor!” Still have other sister prepare for wedding and list her in the program as Best Woman.

“But you’re Daddy’s favorite in-flight magazine!”

New Jersey won’t even let its people pump their own GAS! Bet you can pump your own gas!

Poor Calvin... Taylor could probably have punched up those lyrics a bit for you. But maybe the fewer words to remember, the better.

I swear, I still don’t know whether Luann would want to know or not -- she sincerely took both sides in rapid succession until my head spun. Personally, I would just remain out of it.

I used to show dogs. Everybody kisses their dogs. They pose for portraits kissing their dogs. If it were that big a risk, believe me, there’d be bodies everywhere.

They were still dying Easter chicks in Spain in the 80s when I lived there. I had never heard of such a thing and was horrified.

236? At 6'3? Oh, no, dear. Just... no.

What’s the statute of limitations on referring to someone as a “young woman?” She’s 35 or something, isn’t she? And SJP is approximately my age, early 50s. “Young woman” is something I’d maybe use to describe a woman just out of college, just entering the workforce, living through her first solo years and making those…

According to the Oz show, he DID release records (to Oz, anyway) and they discussed them. Not sure when it airs.

Does he know that Oz is a Muslim and son of immigrant Turks?

I have to admit, I was kind of expecting him to allude to “ladies’ days” as the root cause of female unreliability.

I both called and referred to my father as Daddy until the day he died (I was 32) and I don’t find it a bit creepy. Which isn’t to say I don’t find the rest of their particular dynamic creepy.

There was a big case in Massachusetts a few years ago where a doctor killed his wife. In prison, he sued for a sex change. At first it was approved by a judge, then it may have been reversed... it’s been a while since I heard about it.

And under Trump you’ll sleep better at night, knowing that you stood up against militarism and racism. Okay...

Anybody else old enough to remember PAPER straws that they used to give us in grade school to drink our milk? Sure, they tended to collapse after a few sucks, but biodegradable!

She also did Celebrity Weight Loss (and seems to have kept it off, so good for her). Am reading her autobiography now and she had a pretty rough life, not helped along by the Ghost of Marcia Brady. If she’s come to terms with it and willing to have fun and cash some checks on it, good for her.

Crewed by skeletons? Surely it would be crewed by ghosts?

In front of all their FRIENDS?!!! How could they?!