There are a zillion Hitler cats.

She looks like she’s saying “make it stop!”

Yeah - do an exclusive interview on Dateline or something and then soak up the love that pours in! (Way back in Simmons’ prime fame years, my brother was a server in the fancy restaurant in a nice hotel where Simmons was staying, and said he just kind of popped into the kitchen and started his whole inspirational…

The burgers are mediocre, but the onion strings are amazing. Fortunately, the lines are so long I can’t quite stay in a screw my diet mood long enough to endure the lines just for the onion strings.

Bitch eating crackers.

He certainly did rip off individuals — he forged his business partner’s signature on a mortgage and left him holding the bag. He was also a slum landlord, I think. It was in trying to discharge bad debts owed to regular people that they made the errors that tripped them up with the feds, who eventually got them for…

Looks like the Cosby set to me. I can see Clair yelling up those stairs...

But why believe the person who wrote it, who threw Grandpa’s pain and humiliation out into the cosmos — who would do that? It was humblebrag writ large — I’m the ONLY ONE who loves this sad, pathetic old man! Here’s his sad, pathetic photo so you can feel extra pity for him, and extra admiration for me! Please share!

If they ignore The People, then some other research group should jump on the name, publicize the living daylights out of it, and prosper.

Because his wife makes more money than he does.

If they’re wise, they’ll go for it — it will prompt more media coverage and sponsorship opportunities than a traditional name. Who wouldn’t donate money for a Boaty McBoatface research project?

Peculiar. I’m a middle aged white lady and I got the Black version, evidently. Did I like and post an Ella Fitzgerald clip at some point or something? Because my FB is basically puppies and horses and Buddhist affirmations. No AA Chamber of Commerce membership to explain it.

Can’t wait to see this. And now I want to reread everything, but especially Heartburn. I’m guessing my perspective on it at 50 is going to be different from what it was at 25! To this day, however, I try to say “that’s rich. That’s really rich” whenever possible.

Especially if we’re also buying chocolate and potato chips.

Yeah, I can understand being the victim of an unexpected incident on vacation or something, but I’ve had one product or another in the house/dorm/apartment at all times since I was responsible for buying them myself. It’s not like trying to remember the last time you replaced the smoke detector — you need them every 4…

They signal the person with the seizure disorder that they are going to have a seizure, so that they can put themselves into a safe place (get down on the floor, not start to cross a street, notify others nearby, etc.) There’s training for it, but there are also dogs that simply know naturally - they pick up on…

She’s got just the right amount of restraint — the walls and cabinets are white, which makes the green even greener.

I have to say I’ve felt a little glimmer of hope amid the Trump momentum of the last few weeks because the two people in my FB crowd most likely to repost “Hillary’s a murderer!” memes have stated outright they will not vote at all if Trump is the Republican nominee. If those two are willing to not vote against…

I was torn between boo-hissing him and laughing at the friends merrily slamming him under his very nose in their correspondence.

I was buying Queen-sized panty hose even when I weighed 125 lbs. Just the way it was.