With so much drama in the Northern P’

<yakov smirnoff voice> IN RUSSIA, YOUNG ADULT FICTION IS FACT!!

Lol, no! Anything but smoking!

I feel there’s something to the order of this list

Came here to say the same thing. I used to live in KC and I can guarantee that the airport is, in fact, in Missouri (MO), not Michigan (MI).

As a native of Michigan, I was unaware that we also had a Kansas City or that it had an airport.

I’ve heard from people who have met him that he is very nice and respectful. His music sucks now, but I seem to remember it being better back when he first started, and he actually rapped and stuff. He has the best job—he literally says a few words, repeats a chorus, dances with beautiful women on a stage, has a…

Pitbull’s reaction to the trolls who sent him to Alaska won me over. He just strikes me as someone who does not take himself too seriously, and is in on the joke.

I have such mixed feelings about Pitbull. I don’t understand how any woman finds him attractive, but he also seems like an okay dude? Like he just really just wants to have a great time, all the time.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Of course vegans have to fucking ruin everything. And I don’t even eat cheese.

If it’s by the pound, then not really.

I’ve said this a few times... I have a sneaking, creeping, not unrealistic fear that the first woman president of the United States will be Ivanka Trump Kushner. Also, the first Jewish president.

I think everyone should stop making shit up...that goes for presidential candidates and ‘news sites’ too.

“Allegedly Fabricating” ... she confessed.

To my fellow minorities and marginalized folks:

That’s the worst part of it. These fucking liars cast doubt on all the real stories. It’s almost too late, really. Once you hear a few fake stories, you’re going to call “Chicken Little” on many of the others.

Not to mention the false Kitty Genovese narrative that bystanders did nothing.

Ugh teenagers, please stop making stuff up. You will get found out, and it will cast doubt on all the legitimate incidents of hate crimes post-election.

Can you ask Jezebel to cross post this just so they one billion unique clicks, and a few trillion comments?