Pray for those recovering, it is sad not only to hurt yourself and friends, but have lost maybe a chance in a lifetime. I probably will never drive one or know what it is like to even sit in one, but power corrupts, and you know the rest.

It's missing the "To Punish and Enslave" stickers.

My friend had a Black Custom with the V-8 2 barrel and 3 speed auto, the box was so rusty we wrapped cargo straps around the it to keep it from flapping like flags and in order to close the tailgate.

In the future we'll only have torsos, so this vehicle will fit eight, obviously.

+1 shot for mention "Blog-o-sphere"

Where are the drivers here?

@nick2ny: Maybe a reference that it even stinks on ice?

That's more horsepower than my last Beetle and it felt pretty fast and cost me a six pack to talk the owner down to sub-$500 price tag and less on the title. A shame about that Dodge 3500 not seeing it parked on the street. Hope that doesn't happen to those [fancyparking.com] parked Smarts.

@Rust-MyEnemyOnTour!: That requires both horsepower and traction. Physics would require ever increasing horsepower and down for traction to apply the horsepower, it becomes pretty much a lose-lose case after 300-400 mph.

@WheatKing: 200 mpg or 200 mph, both would be quite impressive, now getting both would be much better than some 1000 mph land record.

@LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot: Is there like a Jalopnik store you can pick them up at?

Driving home last night, I was fortunate enough to pull up next to a slammed late model Crown Vic complete with all the MI State Police mods in Blue. In the back window was a Jokerz [Racing.com] sticker and a large double wing on the back.

After my fathers funeral I was given the keys to his house. When I opened the garage door I was staring at a tires, wheels, frames, blocks, and zip-lock baggies full all kinds of hardware. I was told they were a 1973 Corvette and a 1980 Z-28. After three days of sorting parts I was confident I had two piles of…

It really must have been a quicky, those things don't last too long on a quarter, and I'm sure people were just wondering why he kept reaching into his pants.

1978 Toyota Hi-Lux Wolverine. I guess that's when the factory cuts off the original front suspension mounting points and adds a Land Cruisers front suspension.

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All these comments and nothing about the "LSD" enhancement for increased performance. I think someone is slipping.

@nick2ny:

Fear and loathing may also play a part. For example ducking or trying to hide behind cars.

@Ze_Ben: