“The passwords have passed, you’ve correctly guessed,

I, too, hate for movies to have character.

Nope. Nice stretch though.

Comic Book Guy didn’t make the “Magic Xylophone” comment. It was Doug, one of Homer’s college nerd buddies from college. A cursory Google search would’ve shown you that. Are you purposely trying to trigger me?

“losing out instead to Guillermo Del Toro’s seventh best movie”

What a ridiculous comment. You don’t need to take away from del Toro’s accomplishment to laud Peele.

Who’s Alex McLevy and why does he watch The Bachelor.

sure. ok.

:::DISCLAIMER:: Do not fall into the trap laid out here, folks. Just sigh and walk away.

Walk away, keep your sanity. Not worth it.

listen.

opportunistic cunts have no ethnicity.

Jesus Christ, you’re still doing this bit? Aren’t you British? The Brits are supposed to know when to let a show die.

Take. A. Bow.

You know damn well what it is.

She certainly affects me less than a relentless AVClub troll who turns every fucking comment thread into a shitshow with his performative wokeness.

Omarosa is what the complete absence of a soul, a sense of pride, and any kind of self-respect or dignity looks like.

How very Captain Murphy of you.

“accuses commentariat of rape” = “doesn’t agree with recognitions 100% of the time” 

Hey man, you made your hay being an insufferable internet personality. Don’t get angry with me for picking up what you were putting down.

His nom de internet is recognitions.

I’m convinced you don’t really care about sexual assault and just want to complain about people not being woke enough. Knowing what a hashtag is isn’t going to stop anything, and complaining about celebrities not knowing hashtags reduces the real issue to the usual lameass internet snark.