I don’t know why I have so much more fun going around collecting a bunch of shit in Prey as opposed to other games like it. I suppose because nothing is truly ‘useless’, like those other games. The recycling mechanic is pretty awesome.

Ugh, fuck Jezebel. Makin’ the rest of us look bad.

When are we gonna get to the fireworks factory!?

Patricia Heaton has said some not so great things on Twitter. She’s had some pretty batty Republican views. But nothing so vile as Roseanne. She openly despises Trump, so at least there’s that.

Makes him sound like a rapper.

Trump’s life is like that terrible Toby Keith song, except with all the parts talking about the other person taken out.

And they’ll all have to come to term, because we’ll have sworn in President Pence.

Ehhhh, you’re probably right. But they spent an ungodly amount time covering it yesterday.

Worthless butt plugs are the worst kind of butt plugs!

I was laughing so hard at this joke. I had just read an article a little while before about somebody doing this, with a few nerds commenting on the article almost verbatim what Rick was saying on the show.

Why would he bring up something that happened so long ago and everybody has pretty much moved on from?

Chachi chachi chachi!

It’s really happening!

I agree with you on that. Buster’s episode felt the most like classic AD to me.

What is the point of your comment?

Never trust a grown man who wears bright orange Crocs.

What is the deal with D-list celebs loving Trump so goddamn much? Are they hoping to land a spot on Celebrity Apprentice, which for some reason they think still exists?

I’ll get the molotov cocktails.

Honestly, I think if he was cast in a more light-hearted Superman movie where he was, ya know, actually allowed to smile, we’d all be comparing him favorably to Christopher Reeve.

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