Where’s that world-ending asteroid when we need it?

As long as your fetish doesn’t hurt other people, I don’t care. Get on the internet, go find your fetish tribe, and you do you.

Sometimes, I feel like we need more genuine hardship in this world to focus us, as a species, on more important things.

Australian poetry mate

Seriously can’t believe they just ripped my baby out of my womb, stitched it back up, and handed him to me. If I had any respect I would have just died in childbirth like god and Pat Robertson intended.

he probably thinks of more of a popcorn in microwave.

I’d like to punch their skulls and evacuate their brains into the nearest toxic waste container, seal it shut and send it into space.

Special forces operatives kill people for a living; doesn’t mean they’ll take kindly to being offered a hit contract. Circumstances matter.

They don’t have knees on that bottom image. Photoshop of horror just in time for Halloween.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

Really? I like Biden but I think he would be too easily goaded into a name calling contest with Trump. I have a lot of issues with Hillary on a policy level but I don’t think there’s anyone better to face Trump. She’s the most level headed person I’ve ever seen and since Trump’s misogyny seems to have been one of the…

We really need to talk about how LIVID Heather was at being kicked out of the department store. I thought her eyes were going to pop right out of her head. Her disbelief at having experienced such a travesty was by far the highlight of the episode for me.

Yeah I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure kite surfing works better when the wind is blowing. The kite surfer seems to be in on the secret

I didn’t agree with your original comment, so I KEPT SCROLLING, WHICH PEOPLE SEEM TO FORGET IS AN OPTION.

People are really being assholes about this entire thing in a way that’s a little troubling.

Nope, it’s still a asshole comment. Just because they make a TV show doesn’t mean they are lying when they say they are robbed.

What an asshole comment.

It’s Lewy Body Disease/Dementia (LBD)