The waiter was probably upset because they wanted the trash wine.

Words have meaning.

I do think it would be a lot better if the parent were honest with the kid about the situation. “Hey honey, do you want to do *insert fun thing* with me this weekend? We’ll have to take some pictures for so-and-so while we do it so mommy/daddy can get paid, but that means I’ll have more time to spend with you and we…

Now you know why your Dad keeps holding up a can of Pepsi toward an empty part of the boat and telling you not to worry because "Summer time is Pepsi Time".

If you are leaving, freeze a cup of water and put a coin on the ice in the freezer before you go. Upon return, if the coin is still on top, you know that the freezer didn’t lose power. If it is only partially in the ice, say 1/4", your food might still be OK to eat. If it is at the bottom of the cup, toss the contents.

...so it's accurate? I mean hate the girl every bit as much as I do by all means. But she turned blowing men on camera into s full on lifestyle complete with clothing lines.

Kill me.

Ashley I as Bachelorette would be amazing. I love her. Can’t stop. It irritates the shit out my friends I’ve been watching BiP with.

It's explained in Juliet Litmans Bachelor Party podcast. Basically when they hooked up in the fantasy suite, he asked her if she wanted to fuck or make love. She wanted to make love, he basically was asking why she would say that if she wanted someone else. I don't think he was shaming her so much as completely…

Does this mean that we can get Ashley I as the Bachelorette next?

Yes! Let the grown folks work.

I guess he’s a better choice when compared with Jojo’s suitors?

The only thing I remember about Luke is that he seems to be pretty into his hair. This was a good casting decision. I don’t need to like the people on the Bachelor/ette. I just need them to not bore me.

He was chosen because Chase and Luke had the personality of tranquilized sloths.

What’s fucked up isn’t that some time in Korea is so easy. It’s this weird thing that demands you either condemn it or falsely exalt it. I obviously trust you that your time there was easy to you. But you still fucking served man, you still fucking lived a year or whatever a world away from your friends and family,…

I also think Ledger’s Joker is such a amazing product of its time. You can argue the Joker is first and foremost, an agent of chaos but what makes that really scary is the raw idealism behind it. He’s willing to die on several occasions just so that he can carry forth a message and a worldview that is opposite…

I’m with you except for the comments on Brianna. All things considered, she’s relatively sane, and given her myriad health issues, she needs a support system and the best possible doctors, neither of which she had in Oklahoma. Yes, Vicki is a disaster of a human but she does seem to truly love her kids and…

Wrong. Virtually everyone who commutes by bike also owns a car and pays the taxes you’re describing. Also, gas taxes pay only a portion of the bill for infrastructure and maintenance. Most of it comes from federal sources, meaning general tax revenue. Since recreational cyclists have a higher HHI than average, that…

OK, we get it - you have no idea how roads are payed for. Try a google search, learn something today.

That last one...GOOD GOD.