i like snapseed :]

"Hate in your heart will consume you, too."

Must be nice. I have an external antenna and I'm lucky if 6 or 7 channels are coming in clear.

I had no idea how sad this would make me.

what?? since when has Ireland had some kind of extra special luxurious status? maybe I'd be with you if they went to fucking Fiji, or somewhere it takes other Americans college loans to get to. and.... who WOULDN'T take a selfie in front of the mono lisa? I have one from 10 years ago! it's the mona lisa! your bias is…

ah, got it. thanks!

For clarity - how much water goes in the pitcher at night?

Sometimes she wears heavy cleavage, sometimes she doesn't.

I'm fine with a little beef in my taint—I just don't like taint in my beef, AMIRITE LADIES!!?!?!?!?!?!!? [crumples to floor, face twisted in silent scream]

dang. at the end of the video: you know you've got a prime feline when a stranger can pick her up.

Until you sit indian style alone on your floor in the dark toasting marshmallows over a smoky candle... you haven't lived.

My body produced a physical reaction upon reading this: literal shudder.

you're the worst.

Please help! Is this a real car?

I HATE THIS

#realtears

BRAVO!!

You just have to believe he's doing his best, I guess.

Kanye <3 Kim

Calling it - this is the Song of the Summer.