Can we talk about this glorious illustration:

“In possession of a handgun” is by no means the same as “threatening police with a handgun.” So if he was merely in possession of it, then I guess we will truly find out if the second amendment applies to everyone or just white people.

Really? I have never noticed that when I’ve been there. Of course we’re talking about a place with a population of 8,000 so I guess huge is relative. Wikipedia is a little confusing. Maybe 30 percent. But that seems really large percentage. Do you live around there?

Actually, there is a huge Latino population in Burlington. (I’m assuming you know this took place in Burlington, WA, not Vermont...)

“The video doesn’t corroborate our story, but trust us, it’s our story that’s right and not the video. Because video, much like science and the female orgasm, is a just a bunch of lies.”

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

Thank you.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

He is an independent moderate. In my country we would call him “ someone who doesn’t vote”.

I cannot even read more than like three sentences of this. On a writing level, not even a theological/ideological/logical one.

Disagree on the dream job thing. P-3/P-8 is the way to go. Per diem. Come back to your hotel room with maid service, wifi and you go to more places for longer on your dets. Did I mention you’re not on a ship?

This is crazy. How the fuck is ‘Sex’ winning? It’s OBVIOUSLY cocaine. Even Urban Dictionary knows that: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

You may want change this minute, but it's completely illogical. There have been cover-ups for decades, which means it will take time for people to sort out the truth. Especially since I doubt the current Pope was part of the group covering it up. If people want justice for the victims and they don't want vengeance,…

Ugh - please dismiss my other comment; damn autocorrect.

I'm not saying this won't happen, but if it does it'll be an outlier because this song doesn't have the necessary broad appeal to be a "Song of the Summer," which, I guess, I will accept as a thing that can be definitively decided.

For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

you mean "1 in 100,000," which I would have let slide, except the point of your comment is how stupid Americans are.

In the Army, you are a truck driver and a soldier.

Why? Women who get catcalled are regular women so if you reverse it it makes sense to do it to 'regular' guys. It's about illustrating the behavior not getting revenge.