You may want change this minute, but it's completely illogical. There have been cover-ups for decades, which means it will take time for people to sort out the truth. Especially since I doubt the current Pope was part of the group covering it up. If people want justice for the victims and they don't want vengeance,…

Ugh - please dismiss my other comment; damn autocorrect.

I'm not saying this won't happen, but if it does it'll be an outlier because this song doesn't have the necessary broad appeal to be a "Song of the Summer," which, I guess, I will accept as a thing that can be definitively decided.

For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

you mean "1 in 100,000," which I would have let slide, except the point of your comment is how stupid Americans are.

Name: Hot Dog.

He was still a soldier. Truck drivers, medical technicians, dental hygienists, etc are still soldiers. As to his TBI, you don't have to engage in combat to get one. Not that it's necessarily true that he had one, but just clarifying how one could receive that injury.

In the Army, you are a truck driver and a soldier.

Why? Women who get catcalled are regular women so if you reverse it it makes sense to do it to 'regular' guys. It's about illustrating the behavior not getting revenge.

This is a girl who lives in a house with a man who thought confronting a teenager with a gun was acceptable. I don't think we can discount the possibility that she was terrified for her own safety, as well.

You do inherit nuclear DNA from your mother, just FYI. There's no evidence for the scenario you're describing, other than maybe from monster porn on Kindle.

Best of luck, Brian.

I really don't understand the "He's a pro now so it's his responsibility to cut ties with people that might damage his image" argument. Those friends of his only "damage" his image when people decide to unfairly judge Jackson based on his associations.

That's a thong. THESE are Granny panties.

Does anyone else consider the joint bank account sort of an anachronistic holdover from when women couldn't hold their own individual bank accounts, and when things like auto-bill pay and internet banking were nonexistent? Or when bank accounts were expensive to get?

My wife and I are doing this right now.

That last one, "Last week she gave me an egg and asked me to scramble it," totally happened to me when I worked at Sonic in high school.

I'm incredibly happy that I am a mother (particularly because my kid is over 25).

Fat Apollo for life. It was interesting character development, until they made him lose all of the weight and regain his cut physique in one episode, ugh.