Fair enough :)

Why was his SSN in his wallet? I don't mean to be callous, but that's always a bad idea. Memorize that number and put it in a safe or something.

But if ABC hadn’t reneged on having him be part of Dancing With the Stars (something he really, really wanted) because he turned out to be SUCH A GIANT TOOLBAG, we’re thinking he wouldn’t be so privacy-focused and would have been good with a few more months in the public eye, yes? That was the mysterious “change of…

Since I do not watch this show, every time you guys write about him I imagine you are discussing Jean-Ralphio Saperstein.

stop YELLING at US, you VENEZUELAN douche BAG.

Cat is 90% of the pleasure of a dog with 15% of the effort.

Cats lower your blood pressure by petting them, making you 20% less likely to have a heart attack.

The three hour Bachelor finale

Well, to be fair, most of the mass murderers we have to study are white guys. So. You know.

I've completely given up on being interesting. I just sit there quietly. Waiting for it to be over.

I have to say Camille (Paglia, not Grammar) is absolutely dead-on the money. I realized recently that my TV line-up consists mainly of Real Housewives, and instead of self-shaming like a Real Bravoholic (I do hate that word) is meant to, I embraced my passion. The Real Housewives are a stunning portrayal of…

YES YES YES YES YES. Tiffany Pollard is one of my favorite people on the planet. I love her unreservedly and with utter sincerity. She is fucking fabulous.

Tiffany Pollard (aka New York) is the best thing to come out of Flavor of Love. At least once a day, I think something New York said and hear it in my mind IN HER VOICE. She is hilarious and a star and I wish she were in more things.

Does anyone else notice the green lizard sitting on the green apples?

Chances are a) he's nervous to try, or b) like you said, previous attempts have been criticized. And it's likely a) is directly related to the possibility of b) occurring. The best thing you can do is LITERALLY guide him. He'll appreciate it. It amazes me how idiotic men and women can be—men think they're not supposed…

I was halfway through reading that article when I realized I'd crossed my legs into some sort of complex braid pattern.

They also observed that people with higher IQs were typically funnier

Iggy is pretty amazing. Genuine rapper and takes the hip hop game seriously. I can't help but laugh at Miley Cyrus and her new found "urban" gimmick to sell records.

Would you say the same thing about alcohol and caffeine, or do you only mean drugs that are currently illegal?