THAT VIDEO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBECOMESAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAA

yup yup yup!

The one that has a life.

Get. A. Life.

one baby = 9 months cook time.

"Hubby" is not a real word, FYI.

Really?

seriously.

how long have you been standing around waiting for that handshake?

That is fucking insane.

modern family / parks & rec / HAPPY ENDINGS

I literally felt my heart swelling in my chest as I read this question.

Cool.

the green grass really adds a nice touch.

GAAAAAAAH.

wait, what?

k, thanks! i've always wanted an internet bro like you to look out for me and my contraries.

what do YOU think sycophantic means?

I'm not saying the guy isn't a criminal or guilty of these actions - I'm saying to try him now for the crimes he committed then (in addition to the hit & run - he lied to police & requested a false alibi) would not serve the purpose of rehabilitating him, but the purpose of "giving him what he deserves."

you're right - in this case, justice will not be served.