Oops Melania forgot her beret. 

Rich millennials love old-timey throwbacks. Like artisanal lightbulbs and fermented mustards or whatever tf. Also beards. Anyway I LOVE the idea of a Victorian house dress, but I’ll be fucked if I pay more than $25 for it. 

My mom, stops what she’s doing and muses: “Oh, I just had a thought...”

“Of the Target Mossimos” omg dying. 🤣

I think anything that keeps Breonna’s murder alive in peoples’ minds is a good thing. So you don’t really like memes. That’s fine, you’re not the only one. But that doesn’t mean they aren’t a powerful vehicle that certain generations have come to prefer. I think anyone who thinks things have gotten too meme-y would do…

How hard is everyone else laughing at Trump and his minions trying to claim the moral high ground on stop-and-frisk?  Like, my brain is melting out of my ears, I’m laughing so hard.

I’d guess it all comes back to the old, “white men get to do whatever they want,” versus “white women are supposed to do what white men want.”  So white man with black woman, well, if it’s what he wants!  Whereas a white woman with a black man, did her father approve of this match?  Probably not!

“Hypnobirth” doesn’t mean you get hypnotized or anything. Unfornutately.  I don’t exactly know why they call it “hypno,” but its basically modern day Lamaze. Breathing and focus techniques. I had all 3 of my babies naturally with no epidural (no I don’t want a medal, I’m just giving context here) and while I didn’t…

Nunes is an actual idiot.  

Jesus this fucking guy.

To be fair, I’m sure they have NDA agreements and you KNOW Trump is good to sue their asses if they break it.  We need more anonymous tell-alls.

I once caught a few minutes of Tory Spelling’s erstwhile reality show. I vividly recall a scene where she’s in the kitchen making a meal for all her kids, opining on how times are tough and she just tries to put on a happy face for her kids. Suddenly she threw a “pinch of salt” over her shoulder, explaining that her…

Zac DOES look like something a gay guy would design in a laboratory (Neighbors) but I’d say his career is going well.

50% approval rating! Lol, that’s for your impeachment you moron.

PREACH!! Also these billionaires don’t have day jobs. The bulk of their income comes from these investments, which have a MUCH LOWER TAX RATE (sorry, not yelling at you) than income. And sure, managing investments (er, hiring a manager to manage your investments) takes some work and skill, sure. But the fact remains…

Meh, I wouldn’t waste too much time over-analyzing their relationship. All the videos of her wrenching her hand away could mean she hates him, but it could also just be part of their humiliation foreplay.

It blows the tiny, shriveled minds of Trump supporters because they’re like, “Wait...you’re criticizing someone on your own side! You’re not allowed to do that!!”

I see you’ve brought a busty lady with you as well...

Fair points all. And I’m not saying Luna’s identification as female should be discouraged or ignored. All I’m saying is that young children-and 7 is still young-do not have the capacity to make these kinds of decisions or to consent to treatment that could have life-long implications. And yes, I understand that’s a…

Psychology also has a living history of fucking shit up and not knowing what the fuck it’s doing, so I think it’s okay to take the mighty psychologist’s “diagnosis” here with a grain of salt.