Why do you deserve money because a store put something that gets stolen in a box to make it harder to get stolen?

Because white people are paying for their hair products.

Stores lock up anything that gets stolen consistently. They don’t want to spend more on security, but if it saves them money in theft prevention, well, there you go.

If you rigged it to stick to your arm with velcro, how far do you think it would make it in court?

I would make this the poster child of government spending. Two fucking refrigerators? Special testing? They’re refrigerators. If shit goes down on AF1 I don’t see it as a problem if the refrigerators break. Buy new ones when/if you land for $1000 a pop.

Ping me when this is $100.

Ping me when this is $100.

No one who works for gawker gets to complain about typos, grammar, or general laziness before hitting publish or print.

I’m thinking it’s more the very common case of the teacher has had her spark and soul sucked out by yearly rotating kids she no longer loves to teach and when something like that happens and she gets complaints, she’s just out of fucks to give. Not caring about a typo doesn’t make her racist. It does on the root, I…

Wat?

The Hamilton Nolan solution: tenements. Miles and miles of tenements.

This is the guy that drives five under the limit on a one lane road with no traffic except for you, behind him.

Ugh. The one near me isn’t closing. I went there the one time to pick up a crib I ordered. Waited an hour. To pick up a box.

How does one even go this slow? My car hits 25 in the driveway.

The US government spends 7 million dollars per minute. I’m of the opinion that perhaps we shouldn’t push the on button next time.

I’m sorry, but welcome to the purge.

So basically nothing bad happens. And they’re closed on weekends anyways. More government was closed for longer over MLK weekend than this one. Bad weather does more damage to government services than a budget “crisis.”

And right here folks, we have the world’s most unfunny comedian.

Expected pronunciation for that is ambiguous actually. The word is french when using the “strong point” definition, and would be pronounced something close to “for” if you wanted to be a perfectionist. “Fortay” is the most common way of saying it in British and American English and language is constantly evolving.

Trick question. “I like Dunks coffee and I cannot lie” is your name, so apostrophe placement is totally arbitrary and anything you do is grammatically correct by default because it’s your name.

Language and grammar just isn’t everyone’s forte. I like to think I have a pretty good grasp on the English language and how to write it down and it can be annoying to see obvious errors in other’s work. Especially AT work. But there’s plenty of things I’m not great at too, so I try to forgive small things and ignore…